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Honest alternatives
If we're wrong for you, we'd rather tell you than pretend.
If you just want a website: there are two UK freelancers we know personally who do one-off Next.js or WordPress builds for £3–8k. They're properly good and they don't do retainers. Ring us and we'll introduce you. It's not what we do and we'd rather you got the right thing.
If your average ticket is under £5k: Checkatrade and MyBuilder will actually serve you better than we will. The retainer math doesn't work at that ticket size, so skipping us is the right call.
If you want month-to-month, no minimum: we don't offer it and we won't invent it. If that's what you need, you're looking for a freelancer on Upwork, not an agency retainer.
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